noooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Dammitdammitdammit. We try to remain blog neutral as a Unitarian of College Football, but deep down, our heart of hearts is red. Uh, we bleed red. Goddammit, we're Georgia fans. You get it.

Anyway, we're also superstitious. The initial Coaches Poll came out this morning, and guess who's sittin' at the top? Shit.

Note the colors of this poor bastard's clothes.

It's so dadgum hard to go wire to wire as #1, this lofty beginning makes us nervous. The good news is that UGA's schedule is really what our pal Hercules would more accurately call "My fuckin' Labors, man, and guess what? They're not fun" so starting off as high as possible could be quite good in case of a loss (/we cross ourselves). Don't want to end up like 2004 Auburn, aka "The Grandest Prison Rape Screwjob In Athletic History." Also, the time to begin worrying is really if Sports Illustrated picks you #1. Really, have they EVER gotten that right? That SI jinx thing is for realz, yo. We all remember that March 30, AD 33 cover, don't we?