This just in: good ol' Ronnie Wilson is comin' back to Flawda! WOOOOO! GAYTER BAIT!!!
Ronnie was kicked off the team (read: tapped on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper) after he fired a gun last year. No big deal. Only it was an AK-47. Inside the city limits. Hey, nobody's perfect. I mean, the "city" in question was Gainesville, and let's be honest, who hasn't fired a fully automatic weapon randomly in downtown Gatorland?Congrats on taking your already dubious program standards to new heights, Urban Mire. (see what I did there? Yessss.)
Most likely, Wilson was reinstated via UrbTxt, reading, "Plz come bck. Drop yr gunz and lets work on the rl gunz! Ur armz LOL"
srsly??!!
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