SUCK IT, NIETZSCHE!

There IS a God, and we have proof:

Now, I know you're excited, but let's be logical about this. What we have here is too beautiful to spoil with hasty slobbering.

This is a piece of art depicting recent Georgia quarterback Joe Cox tensely surveying the field as two Georgia linemen fend off two real, actual tigers. That is what it is. But it is so much more, my friends. This picture is earnest. It is not ironic. If it was an attempt to be ironic or snarky, it would just be a huge waste of time. But someone (namely, the ingenious Jeremy Hugley) took the real time to create this artwork out of genuine appreciation for Georgia, Joe Cox, tigers, and FEARLESSNESS. That is what makes it great. And make no mistake, you son of a bitch, it is great. No, Great.

I'd explain how this slice of fried gold fell from the sky and right into our eternally grateful and utterly unworthy hands, but it would only detract from the magnificence that is this shard of perfection. Bask in it.

So, there it is: proof that, though life is full of sound and fury, it does not signify nothing.